HERE LIES MIKAYLA
SHE SAW PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LIVE
AND SHE DIED
LONG MAY SHE REST
Grumpy grumpy kitten says “fuck the vet” #cowthecat #catsofinstagram #princess
What you don’t understand is that for every Sebastian Stan post I reblog, there’s six more on my dash that I just like and save for later to pretend like I still have control over this.
Oh goodness!!! Thank you so much! -hides-
I need to wear eyeliner more often because I feel powerful and took a zillions selifes
S: What is your sexual preference?
I identify as bisexual
T: What is your favorite sexual position?
Idk I like whatever I’ve tried so far all pretty much the same it all feels good
M: Is there anything that you’d never do for any amount of money?
Kill someone I care about, or standing in a room full of bees without a beesuit. I might be able to do it for 2 minutes if I had a beesuit. And chain mail.
O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
I’ve been told that I am very open minded, which is nice because it’s something I strive for. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that
B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
Lmao I have one ex and we dated for like 2 months in high school, we’re friends. He’s a very nice person but I’m good.
Thank you for asking!
A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
I believe it was my coworker for being really rude and obnoxious and generally annoying
Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
I have a sign for my door that says “Shhh, introvert is recharging”
Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
Yes, yes I would.
R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
Well, the last time I prayed to “god”, my one very sick cat became healthy, but then my very healthy cat who I love like my own child, died.
So I kicked that idea out of the window
I believe in some kind of weird cosmic consciousness that isn’t “god”. It doesn’t give a shit about what we do, it’s just there running the universe and keeping some sort of weird balance.
I believe shitty people deserve shitty things, and good people deserve good things. I believe I am somewhere in between that.
I believe in science and energy and the power of one’s thoughts
Thank you for asking!!
D: Everyone has a few demons, what’s your worst one?
My dad is a pedophile/sexual predator serving 20 years, my former stepdad emotionally and physically abused me for about 8 years
These two facts have led to the following problems:
I should really go back to therapy
But thanks for asking!!
okay but hear me out here
canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die